I Love The Tabloids
I know, that's a dirty thing to love. But hell, when I read this story this morning, it made me laugh out loud. Made my problems actually seem imporant, which made me feel a whole hell of a lot better....
This is from "My Park Magazine"
Jon Bon Jovi is losing his hair.Does he need help with that? I have strong fingers and long nails that aerate the scalp quite nicely :)
The 46-year-old rocker - who was famed for his luxurious mullet in the 80s - is so horrified by his receding hairline, he massages his scalp every day to encourage it to grow back.
He said: "Oh, let me tell you, I am so worried. I look at guys like Sting and think, 'Well, he's cool about losing his hair,' but I'm already losing a bit and I'm so aware of it. Someone told me that you have to regularly massage your scalp so I do that all the time. You look like a jerk but it's got to be worth a shot."
~ Hath
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LMAO, now that is truly funny....although I've seen pictures that clearly show his increasing bald spot in back.
But if he thinks that massaging it will help... I'll volunteer to do it. Hath, keep your fingers away from my BF. You've got Richie and David to tend to. ;)
I was going to say that exact same thing...what about Richie's head??
Yeah. You don't even like Jon.
JBJBounce, yeah, I've seen the bald spot (having side-stage or rear-stage seats a time or two, you notice those things)
Jovigal, which head? Either way... yeah, I'd sign up.
Anon, I never said I don't like Jon. Hell, could I write sex scenes about him if I didn't like him? I think not. I like him just fine. He just isn't my band member of choice -- every relationship (even imaginary ones) can only tolerate one type-A, high-maintenance partner, and I have that role filled already.
Not sure if you were trying to be petty or if it's just the way the text comes across, but I just thought I'd clarify.
~ Hath
LMAO!
Oh man---seriously--the whole Type A personality comment really tickled me! LOL
I just put my whore nails back on, so I'm ready to help out on the odd days. ;)
LMAO, I wasn't being petty.... I was being territorial. Tara and whore nails... I ALWAYS have whore nails, even unemployed. A girl can only give up so much, ya know? We could trade days with him, I'm so NOT Type-A.
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