The Cosmos Hates Me

...My horoscope from today:

Balance is the key to achieving more happiness in your life right now. You need to do everything in moderation and avoid getting too obsessed with reaching one goal or connecting with one person. Spread your attentions around and give everyone a chance to spend some quality time with you -- especially older family members. Getting back your equilibrium will help you regain confidence and prepare you to take on the bigger and better things that are right around the corner.

I know, you can make anything fit any situation but shit. I didn't need to read that...

~ Hath