The Legend of the Stink Eye

I totally LOVE Glenn Orsin's column on Examiner.  Today, he write about "The Legend of the Bon Jovi stink eye".

Undoubtedly, we’ve all been on the business end of a stink eye; hell, we proudly chuck our very own when we’re cut off in traffic, a family member porks us off, or the kids are dancing a jig on the dinner table in some restaurant.

But what of the prized Jon Bon Jovi stink eye?

It is neither mirage or myth; and it's been spotted both in public and in private. It’s been known to make grown men cry, reduce roadies to blubbering pillars of salt, make women around the world quiver and shake at the sheer mention of it; and instills in his band mates a visual pummeling that reeks of disdain.

Perhaps the only way the look could be made worse is if Richie, Tico, David or Hugh were shirtless in front of Jon, wrists strung high to the stage rafters with log chain so that Jon could wield a six-foot bull whip on their naked, sweaty backs for the errs of their ways in hitting a wrong note, playing a wrong chord, being out of time, or just plain existing on the wrong damn day.

The full article is here.

The last quoted paragraph there.... I have to wonder, is Glenn a closet porn writer?

I have to question some of the images shown to highlight the Stink-Eye:

Others, I do not question at all :)

~ Hath