Boston Guy Won't Give Up
This is the best article I've seen yet about the guy from coughmycoughtowncough who is appealing the ruling that nope, super-mega-rock-stars Bon Jovi didn't in fact steal his "Man I Really Love This Team" song:
A Boston man has decided to appeal a judge's ruling, opting to continue his $400 billion lawsuit against Bon Jovi and Major League Baseball. Samuel Steele claims Bon Jovi stole his "(Man I Really) Love This Team" to create "I Love This Team," a song that appeared a lot during the 2007 World Series. Steele Claims Bon Jovi heard the song in 2004, when it became something of a regional hit, and stole his joint.
But at a trial to determine whether or not the lawsuit could continue, Steele's own musicologist claimed the songs aren't alike. A judge ruled that the case should be thrown out, but Steele is still fighting, going to the Court of Appeals.
Dude, just scale back your asking price a bit, and maybe you can get a settlement. Go down to like $34, and maybe JBJ will throw you some paper.
I'll go one further. Dude go down to $34, and I'll give it to you. Meet me at the train station.
Can we be done with this now?
Oh wait! Bon Jovi caused me lose my virginity to some tool in High School. That's gotta be worth a couple hundred billion, right? Class Action Lawsuit, here we come! Any other takers?
~ Hath
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LMAO, Hath! Yep, it was "Never Say Goodbye...." I would say I'm on board with your class-action suit but I think once they deposed me and got ALL the details of that night I'd make Jovi's case for them.... Hell, you've seen that "attitude" photo! :P
But I'll go halvsies on the $34 if you just smack this guy upside the head before you hand him the cash...
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