Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!

Oh, and that Jon guy too has a birthday I guess lol
One of my devotees sent me this parody of Green Eggs and Ham in celebration of Dr. Seuss' (and JB's) birthdays. It made me chuckle, and hope it does the same for you. Thanks V!

Here goes:

I am Sam. Sam I am.

That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am!

Do you like Bon Jovi man?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like Bon Jovi man.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like Bon Jovi man.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Bon Jovi man.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you listen to them in a box?
Would you listen to them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not listen to them here or there.
I would not listen to them anywhere.
I would not listen to Bon Jovi man.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you? In a car?
Listen to them! Listen to them! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Bon Jovi man.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?

Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not listen to them with a mouse.
I will not listen to them in a house.
I will not listen to them here or there.
I will not listen to them anywhere.
I do not like Bon Jovi man.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not listen to them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like Bon Jovi man?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not, with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not listen to them in the rain.
I will not listen to them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not listen to them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like Bon Jovi man!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

You do not like them. So you say.
Listen to them! Listen to them! And you may.
Listen to them and you may, I say.

Sam! If you will let me be,
I will listen to them. You will see.
Say! I like Bon Jovi man!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would listen to them in a boat.
And I would listen to them with a goat...
And I will listen to them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will listen to them in a box.
And I will listen to them with a fox.
And I will listen to them in a house.
And I will listen to them with a mouse.
And I will listen to them here and there.
Say! I will listen to them ANYWHERE!

I do so like Bon Jovi man!
Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am!

~ Hath