Warning: Don't Piss On Me
There's a disturbing trend lately at the TD Banknorth Center in Boston where one or more drunks decide they're to lazy to go to the men's room, and pee all over the people near them.
You read right.
Pee.
On people.
As in EW!
It happened earlier this week at a Kiss concert, and earlier this year by one of Boston's "finest" at a Metallica show. (Don't judge all Staties by this one loser's actions. Most of them are worthy of the badges they wear.)
But I digress; take this missive as fair warning.
If you are behind me at a show -- any show -- and feel the urge to pee, go to the men's room.
Do not, I repeat NOT, pee in the venue within arm's reach of me.
Or I will rip your dick off.
My sensai tells me I have freakishly strong upper-body strength for a girl, so I know physically I could probably do some serious damage. I have a 9-year old boy, so I've been puked on and peed on more times than is necessary, so pee, while it would gross me out, is something I know I can wash off.
It would be no big thing to reach over, grab your lil weenie and wrench it sideways so hard your eyes would sink into your skull.
I have tolerance for lots of stupid drunk pranks. I've even participated in a few. I do NOT tolerate abject stupidity or the misuse of bodily fluids.
Fair warning.
Don't piss on me.
~ Hath
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5 comments:
LMAO! EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
But I have to say, if I ever stand beside you at a concert and it would happen, I´d gladly hold this idiot for you.
I´m sure you can make a neat bundle out of him ;)
You go Goddess!!
You sure you're not from NY?? LOL!!
~ Sterling
I have had a bottle of Jack poured down my back at the last Alabama concert I went to back in the 80's and had a girl in front of me puke half way through a BJ concert and my normal reaction is go follow suit...but it was at the outdoor arena (formally Blockbuster now Verizion)and It didn't effect me as bad.
What I hate is the people who do over indulge and have to constantly excuse me...bathroom....excuse me my GF/BFF/DS/DH/DW is in the middle. Sheesh if you must drink exit during the break between bands...or I am going to say NO!
I remember as a kid being in NYC. It was fall so getting a little cooler, not as hot as it would be in the summer. Anyway, I remember looking my right as we were walking down the street and seeing a homeless man peeing on a sleeping homeless man. You would think I would be really upset by this, but what puzzled me the most was the sleeping man simply mumbled and rolled away from the stream. So, I guess my point is I can relate to this story.
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