
If you're interested, you can
purchase your very own set of Jovi writing implements. The site touts them as " beautiful pen set comes with 2 black pens that feature BON JOVI in silver print and the classic Heart & Dagger logo is etched onto the black leather case. A great gift for any Bon Jovi fan."
OK, these would be a GOOD gift for any Bon Jovi fan.
Do you know what a GREAT gift would be?
In the Jovi pen department? (did you put the -is on the end of 'pen', you perv?)
Well you're not the only one.
Yep, how 'bout some ADULT Jovi pens?
You know the ones...
Where the nudie guy loses his clothes when you put the pen upside-down?
Wouldn't THAT be a GREAT gift for any Bon Jovi fan? Imagine how much time you would spend just flipping your pen baaaaaaack....and fooooorth....
Baaaaaaaack..... and fooooorth....
Watching those pants just disappear!
Someone get the word out to the Merch guys, yeah?
My birthday's coming up soon.
~ Hath