Tramp Stamp Barbie

OK, so I know, this has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with Bon Jovi. Absolutely nothing.

But it had me nearly pissing myself laughing when Mr. Hath told me about this. I didn't believe him, so did a lil Google search on "Tramp Stamp Barbie".

You read right.

Seriously, I can't make this shit up if I tried.

Now your little girl can spend hours dreaming about being a whore/biker bitch/tramp!

That's right, now your daughters can use the TATTOO GUN that comes with the Barbie to put lil tats on their arms, legs, sisters, and clothes :)

FM! Do your girls need this for Christmas? Auntie Hath may just have to make a purchase...

For the record, she's called "Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie", but I like Tramp Stamp Barbie better. Hell, I may have to get one myself. Just so that when, years from now, the aliens find my time capsule (shut up, it's a cool thing to do with your kids) they'll go "WTF".

~ Hath

Bridges of Peace

I saw this pop in my Google alerts, and it warmed my hearts. Kudos to everyone who went to the Sayreville show and got involved. You guys (and gals) truly rock.

Bridges of Peace get help from Bon Jovi

SAYREVILLE — Jon Bon Jovi did more than entertain some of his biggest fans in his hometown last week. He helped a local charity, and in turn, children in wartorn Iraq.

Bon Jovi, along with his Backstage with JBJ fan club, sponsored a drive for the borough based Bridges of Peace organization and its "Help a Child Through a Soldier" drive at his private fan club concert at the Starland Ballroom Feb. 23. The drive was a huge success due to the support of Bon Jovi, his brother Matt Bongiovi and the fan club, according to the charity organization.

In an effort to encourage the fans to give to Bridges of Peace, Jon Bon Jovi donated a personal item to be raffled off. Winner Katrina Van Horn received a black Dolce & Gabbana Vneck shirt owned, worn and signed by the rock 'n' roll superstar.

Fans gave thousands of items to Bridges of Peace, filling an entire U-Haul truck with soccer balls, toys, sports equipment, art and school supplies, and other children's goods. The drive had Bridges of Peace volunteers packing about 60 giant boxes for several days for shipment to children in Iraq.

The boxes were shipped the next day to U.S. soldiers stationed in Iraq. The soldiers are with the same U.S. Army Civil Affairs unit as Sgt. Robert Bruce, who returned home to Sayreville in mid-November after spending a year in Iraq. Bruce is also Sayreville police officer and a Bridges of Peace board member.

The Bridges of Peace board extended its thanks to Jon Bon Jovi, Matt Bongiovi, who oversees the fan club, and the fans for their support of the drive.

"By everyone's participation, we are able to build Bridges of Peace together, said Bridges of Peace President Diane Eleftheriades of Sayreville. "We look forward to the soldiers receiving the gifts and giving them to the children. We hope it brings them happiness, as I really feel all children deserve happiness in this life."

A documentary-type video on the drive has been posted on the YouTube website. The video features "Toys for Peace," a song co-written for the charity by legendary folk musician Pete Seeger and folk artist Ray Korona.

For more information on the organization, visit www.bridgepeace.org.


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Bon Jovi play the Waldorf

Bon Jovi play the Waldorf-Astoria and the Waldorf Towers

Mar 12, 2009 (Thursday)

Waldorf-Astoria and the Waldorf Towers
301 Park Avenue Between 49th And 50th Sts
New York, NY 10022


Tickets only seem to be available at TicketsNow, which is hit or miss.

~ Hath

Jon's Birthday Biscuit

I updated his post :)

~ Hath

Memphis coming to Broadway, Fall 2009

Memphis, the new rock 'n' roll musical penned by Joe DiPietro and David Bryan, will arrive on Broadway in the fall of 2009 at a theatre to be announced.

Broadway has been the goal of the racially fueled musical, which has played regional engagements at the La Jolla Playhouse and Seattle's 5th Avenue Theatre this past season. Memphis was presented in earlier incarnations at the North Shore Music Theatre and TheatreWorks.

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~ Hath

Jon Bon Jovi on Jimmy Fallon

OK, this was hysterical.



Loved Jimmy bringing out the cake and champagne for Jon. The "birthday song" was hysterical. The quality isn't the best, but if you missed it.... here ya go.

lmao... "you're going where? with who?"

And c'mon, singing Wanted to Jon? She was so nervous... I'd've passed out.

~ Hath

If you want this for your very own, the MP3 rip is here (I had issues uploading the vid; will try later):

Food Bank Can-Do Dinner

Mark down April 21 on your calendars for the annual Food Bank For New York City Can-Do Dinner, this year honoring Jon Bon Jovi.

The Food Bank For New York City coordinates the distribution of food donations from manufacturers, wholesalers, retailers and government agencies to organizations providing free food to the city’s hungry. They work tirelessly towards their goal of feeding the hungry, and have chosen Jon Bon Jovi as this year’s honoree because of his efforts in making the world a better place.

The event will be held at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers, on the corner of 23 Street and the Hudson River, and will kick off at 6pm with cocktails, followed by a dinner, live auction, and musical performance.

MC for the event is Stanley Tucci, who is a member of the Board of Directors for the Food Bank, and co-chairs include Michael Stipe and Mario Batali.

For tickets and more information about the event, click here

~ Hath

Jon Bon Jovi To Be Honored At Food Bank Event

Mark down April 21 on your calendars for the annual Food Bank For New York City Can-Do Dinner, this year honoring Jon Bon Jovi.

The Food Bank For New York City coordinates the distribution of food donations from manufacturers, wholesalers, retailers and government agencies to organizations providing free food to the city’s hungry. They work tirelessly towards their goal of feeding the hungry, and have chosen Jon Bon Jovi as this year’s honoree because of his efforts in making the world a better place.

The event will be held at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers, on the corner of 23 Street and the Hudson River, and will kick off at 6pm with cocktails, followed by a dinner, live auction, and musical performance.

MC for the event is Stanley Tucci, who is a member of the Board of Directors for the Food Bank, and co-chairs include Michael Stipe and Mario Batali.

For tickets and more information about the event, click here

~ Hath

Haven't We Heard This Before?

Write On! Bon Jovi book coming out in the fall

The Associated Press
Posted: 03/02/2009 09:03:05 PM PST

NEW YORK—Bon Jovi is ready to spill. The multiplatinum rockers are marking their 25th anniversary with "Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful," an "insider portrait" that includes previously unpublished photographs and text by the band members.

"The book offers unprecedented insights into the members' lives on stage, on the road, and at home, as well as intimate reflections on the highs and lows of their 25 years together," according to a statement issued Tuesday by publisher HarperCollins.

The book comes out next fall, when a documentary of the same name is released.

Bon Jovi's many hits include "You Give Love a Bad Name" and "Livin' on a Prayer."

So, who's in the publishing industry, and can get advanced copies? Hmmmmm?

~Hath

DVR Alert!

Some of Jon's television appearances this week (check your local listings for channels and times):

The Jimmy Fallon show on March 3

Sex and The City episode from 1999, Tuesday on TBS.

West Wing, Wednesday on Bravo.

Graham Norton from 2007 (if you get the BBCA) rebroadcast Friday.

~ Hath

Want a JBJ signed Hard Hat?

I'm not kidding!

You can own the Habitat for Humanity hardhat autographed by Jon Bon Jovi. Mr. Bon Jovi signed the hat to support Habitat’s mission of providing safe and decent housing for all.

Proceeds from the auction benefit families served by Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles through the Hollywood for Habitat for Humanity program.

Winner will receive a Certificate of Authenticity from Hollywood for Habitat for Humanity.

As of RIGHT NOW, the high bid is $100. The auction ends March, 06, 2009 17:00:00 PST. Lots of other celebs have signed hats, too: Greenday, U2, Will Smith, The Jonas Brothers (FM, I thought of you when I saw that lol)...

~ Hath

More Richie & Heather at Ava's Game

Good call on losing the Dennis the Menace shirt :)

And damn, kinda wish I lived in Cali -- look at the sunshine! And no snow in sight! Oh yeah, and RICHIE lives there lol.

You can find the rest of the pics here with the last batch I posted.

~Hath

Happy Birthday, Jon Bon Jovi!

That's right (as if you'd forgotten) our favorite frontman turns 47 today. Lookin' good, man... looking REAL good. Hope you're doing what you want today.

In celebration, here's some Jonny for you, faithful Devoted... Some of my favorite performances...







Watch this space, Jon :) I'll have a little somethin' for you later...

~ Hath

Sorry it took so long, but here's your pressie, baby :)

I know you hate surprises.

Really, really hate them.

Even when you half expect them, they tend piss you off.

Because you’re a control freak. Type-A all the way.

But so am I.

Oh we’ve had mighty arguments over the years.... screaming matches that would have made a stadium full of people jealous at the noise level.... or the desperate quiet of the silent treatment that would have made a monk proud....

But we always make up, you and I. And THAT is the reason for the surprise.

I know full well this is going to spin you off into a whole new dimension of pissed off. I know you actually made plans for tonight, and I agreed to them, knowing full well I was going to disregard them.

I don’t care. It’s SO going to be worth it.

You see, our make-up activities are amazing. I should really qualify that. What I mean to say is they’re holy-shit-I-won’t-be-able-to-walk-straight-for-a-week amazing. Remember that one fight we had? I can’t even really remember what it was about now, but I do remember Rich being shocked at the things that came out of our mouths at each other. He’d never really seen that before, had he? Oh sure, he’d seen one or the other of us pissed off, but never both together.

We were something to behold that day. We may even have scared Tico, and that man is unflappable.

And that night? I can honestly say, I’ve never been fucked so well. Not before and not since.

Well maybe not until tonight; I’ll let you know tomorrow.

See, you had wanted a nice quiet evening at home for your birthday. Just me, you, a bottle of wine, take-away Chinese, and some smooth jazz on the Bose. You’ve been looking forward to it since last week.

Really looking forward to it.

But, I had something else in mind.

Do you realize how many birthdays you’ve had on the road? How precious few we’ve had to celebrate together? I know, that’s one of your arguments for having a quiet dinner, just the two of is what you had in mind, but I haven’t gotten to plan a party for you.

And I want to.

And I’m a control freak.

So, you came home, wide smile and tired eyes, a bag full of Mr. Wu’s under your arm, and your cock already at half mast, but before you could finish your “Honey, I’m home,” we descended. Dozens of your closest friends and family. With a heartfelt “SURPRISE!” we erupted from everywhere.

You nearly dropped the bag in your shock, you certainly shriveled, and just for a moment, your eyes narrowed at me. Then your smile widened, your eyes brightened, and Richie came up to stand between us. He saw the signs that you were ready to light into me.

Oh, you’ll get your chance later; I’m banking on that fact.

I sidle up to you and whisper “Happy Birthday, baby,” in your ear, and you wrap your arms around my body and pull me to you. To everyone else, it looks like a great hug, and I can practically hear the women sighing. But I know what this is. You’re crushing me to you, hard. The air is whooshed out of my lungs, and for a moment, just a split second, I’m afraid. But that fear turns to arousal, and you can feel the shiver run through my body.

You know what that means, and I know what that does to you...what it makes you want to do.

Your eyes darken just a little, and you whisper, “No I don’t” to me.

But yeah you do. I can FEEL that you do. You think you’re so pissed off that you won’t want to fuck me later. In fact, you’ll make a show tonight of grabbing your pillow and telling me you’re sleeping in the guest room, but you won’t.

And I tell you so.

You shake your head, but I whisper, “Just wait until you see the other surprise I have for you.”

This one, I think you’ll like.

You see, Mrs. Wu, of the Chinese take-away Wu’s, is a gifted aesthetician. She truly is a wonder. I don’t think I’ve ever been this smooth all over before.

That’s right.

You winged an eyebrow at me and loosen your grasp just enough for the air to come back into my lungs. “You aren’t the only one who visited a Wu today, darling,” I tell you.

Your eyes go wide as you realize what that means.

“Everyone,” I say to the room in general, “go make yourselves another drink; I need to take my husband into the kitchen for a moment – help him put his food away.”

I take your hand and lead you to the kitchen. After stowing the Chinese, which admit it, is better cold, you advance on me. I hold up a hand and tell you to stop.

I can see by the way your hands are clenching at your sides, you’re only grudgingly giving me my way.

God, I love it that everything is a battle between us. It makes things SO very interesting and SO exciting.

Anyway, I take a step back and widen my stance.

You lick your lips and your gaze is on my knees, where I want it to be.

I very slowly raise the hem of my dress to mid-thigh, and stop, blowing you a kiss.

“Jesus, Donna,” you croak.

I turn my back to you, and bunch up the dress around my waist, showing you that I’ve got nothing on under my dress except a my stilettos and a little dampness. Slowly I turn, and your eyes nearly bug out of your head as you take in the smooth, hairless lines of my body.

Surprise.