Saturday, February 07, 2009

Happy Birthday, David Bryan! (updated)




That's right, our favorite sexy, curly-haired cutie turns 47 today. Hope you have a great day, David!

Watch this space, David, honey... I'm working on a little something for you :)

Love,
Hath

I told you I’d be here; I don’t know why you didn’t believe me. Damn it, baby have I ever lied to you? Even once? It’s your birthday; of COURSE I’m coming to celebrate with you. What kind of woman would I be if I abandoned you tonight?

I know you’re jealous baby; you think I’m wasting my time on Richie....I’ve got news for you, he thinks the same about you. But I know different. I know that you are worth every second.

You know I can’t help but love you both, and you’ve always been accepting of that facet of my life. It’s worked for us. No strings, no messy entanglements...am I sensing that you want to change our dynamic? Worried I won’t have time for you both?

But I do! And it’s YOU I’m here with tonight, though you haven’t seen me yet.

You’re sitting and brooding. I should have known when I showed at the restaurant you picked, and you weren’t at our usual table, that I’d find you here.

In the bar.

At the piano.

Damn, baby you are gorgeous tonight. The snowy white shirt tucked into slim-cut black pants...Oh yes, baby, even from here I can tell they’re cut to mold your body almost as close as your skin. You’ve left a few buttons undone on your shirt so the Joker teases me. You know how that drives me wild.

Remember Boston? You were such a tease that night...flashing Joker for me. Did you know how hot that made me? To see you smile and slide your hand up to your shirt, then the quick flick of the wrist... God, I’m getting horny just remembering it. I can’t get enough of looking at you.

I’m watching you in amazement. You can totally tune out the world when you sit in front of the ivories. How do you do that? You sit there, back straight, eyes closed, head tipped back ever so slightly, and it’s like the entire world has disappeared.

I watch hungrily as your hands skip and play over the keys, knowing that later they’ll skip and play over my body. You are such a skillful lover, David. Your fingers are magic, taking me to new heights every time we touch. Just a brush of your sleeve against my arm makes me tingle. YOU do that to me.

I watch you as you play one of your older songs. Your expression changes from gloomy to amused, a small smile sneaking onto your mouth. You know this is one of my favorites... have you sensed me watching you? Do you know I’m here?

I circle the room slowly, cutting a wide path around you so maybe you won’t feel my presence. I’ve slipped off my shoes so my footsteps don’t sound on the marble floor. As I approach your bench from behind, your head turns slightly to one side.

“Hey there,” you say softly.

“How did you know I was here?” I ask, curious to hear your answer.

“Baby, I can smell your scent the moment you walk into a room. You wear your passion like perfume.”

I sit next to you on the bench, facing away from the piano so I can see your face. Your eyes are still closed, but your smile has widened. Slowly, you open your eyes. Deep blue pools I could get lost in. Your eyes are sparking in the dim light of the bar. I know that later, they’ll be nearly navy with passion, and when you’re finally spent, sweating and panting beside me, they’ll soften gradually, back to the gorgeous shade they are now.

It’s fascinating to watch. The color of your eyes changes with your heart rate, did you know that? The more excited you are, and the harder your pulse beats, the darker your eyes get. I have yet to get them to turn black.

Maybe tonight.

You flick your gaze over me. I’m wearing red for you – you’ve told me that’s your favorite color on me. The dress is short...very short, and it dips daringly low in the front. In fact, sigh, I can’t wear a bra with this dress. A fact I’m sure has you distressed. The dress is tight, too, and I can’t have panty lines ruining the look, so guess what? Yes, you’re realizing it now, aren’t you.

You haven’t stopped playing; haven’t missed a single note even though I see your eyes starting to darken. I can see the pulse at your temple start to beat faster. Are your pants getting tighter, baby? Are you wondering if I’ll duck into the coat check room and “sit on your lap”? I slip my shoes back on, and cross one long leg over the other, and my dress rides up high on my thigh. I see you swallow hard, and – hey! Look at that! Your eyes darkened another shade.

Maybe we should skip dinner.

Go straight for dessert.

What do you say, baby?

We can get something to eat later....

Friday, February 06, 2009

Baby It's Cold Outside



I need a little Richie to get the blood moving and warm me the hell up!



I really can't stay
      ~ Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away
      ~ Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been
      ~ Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice
      ~ I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry
      ~ Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
      ~ Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry
      ~ Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
      ~ Put some music on while I pour

The neighbors might think
      ~ Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink
      ~ No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how
      ~ Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell
      ~ I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no, sir
      ~ Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
      ~ What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay
      ~ Baby don't hold out

Ahh, but it's cold outside

I simply must go
      ~ Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no
      ~ Ooh darling, it's cold outside
This welcome has been
      ~ I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm
      ~ Look out the window at that storm

My sister will be suspicious
      ~ Man, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door
      ~ Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
      ~ Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more
      ~ Never such a blizzard before

I've got to go home
      ~ Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me a comb
      ~ It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand
      ~ I thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see
      ~ How can you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be talk tomorrow
      ~ Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied
      ~ If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay
      ~ Get over that hold out

Ahh, but it's cold outside


Holy hell. I love Boston. I really do. I mean where else could you walk two blocks in any direction and not be able to avoid a dead-end street? Where else can you enjoy the splendah of the Chahles Rivah?

But I swear to God, it's mornings like these that make me wanna pack up and move to Aruba. It was 1 Fahrenheit this morning at 5:15 when I left for the train.

For those of you who have no concept of how cold that is, here's a little tutorial.
How to know when it's MFC
(that's Mighty Fucking Cold, in case you didn't know):

...When you inhale through your nose, your nostrils seal shut

...When you breathe through your mouth, and not through a scarf, your lungs hurt

...When you look at at your fellow travelers, you can't tell who has boobs and who doesn't because of all the layers.

...If you have a micro-thin slice of skin showing between your glove and your coat, it turns red almost instantly.

...If you haven't completely blown your hair dry before leaving the house, it's frozen solid.
On the plus side, the air is so clear, you can see for miles, and my grande hot chocolate from whore-bucks has never been more worth the money!

~ Hath

Bon Jovi to play in New Orleans



Samantha let me know about this last night, and BOOM! There it is in my Google Alerts this morning! :)

Bon Jovi will join Etta James, Ben Harper and Erykah Badu on the line up for the New Orleans Jazz And Heritage Festival, after donating one million US dollars to build homes for families displaced by Hurricane Katrina. They are on the list of performers for Saturday, May 2.

Others slated to perform at the festival's 40th anniversary are Wynton Marsalis, Joe Cocker, James Taylor, Wilco, Emmylou Harris, Sugarland, Tony Bennett and Bonnie Raitt.

~ Hath

Thursday, February 05, 2009

JB Hard Rock Interview



JON BON JOVI has partnered with Hard Rock International, who today announced that the iconic rocker, who leads the #1 touring act in the world, has lent an original Bon Jovi design to create the Signature Series: Edition XXVI a limited-edition t-shirt and pin, which will benefit The Philadelphia Soul Charitable Foundation, a non-profit organization dedicated to helping the lives of those in need one Soul at a time.



On one of the boards I frequent, someone posted this comment:

I wonder what it is like to be walking down the street and see your face on an electronic billboard. That has got to be surreal and weird. Also, wonder what his kids think of that when they see it.

Do you suppose they're mortified, like my brother and I would have been? Or are they jaded because of who their dad is and don't really notice? I know if I were driving thru Times Square and saw that smile and those eyes peering down at me, I'd probably rear-end the cabbie in front of me.

~ Hath

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

New Biscuit

In honor of Queenie's birthday, I penned her a little porno-tale of her very own :) It's called Dinner For Three and is linked in to my Biscuits page.

Hope you like it!

~ Hath

New Stories in the Directory!

There are a bunch of new adds.

One site is a collection of stories written by some of your favorite authors for some of your favorite authors for birthday gifts. The blog is a work in progress, with new stories being added just about each month.

Jovi Birthday Blog


There are two stories by a new authoress. She goes by Nayeli on some boars and JoviGrrl on others....
Toronto Dreams
How To Heal A Heart

~ Hath

Richie at LAX




Yeah, yeah, I know; let the man travel in peace. Hey, I didn't take the pictures, I just found them and wanted to share.

Suppose behind those shades, his beautiful eyes are squinting with displeasure?

~ Hath

Monday, February 02, 2009

Soul Dinner Called Off?



So a little birdie told me that there was a posting over on Backstage about the Soul dinner -- the $1000 USD a plate dinner that people have been planning to go to since JULY -- the dinner for which people from as close as NYC and as far away as AUSTRALIA have already bought tickets, made travel plans, and hotel accommodations -- has been canceled.

Now, I'm not a member of Backstage, so please don't bite my head off if I have it wrong. I'd love to be wrong about this. I'd love for it to be some great big practical joke....'cause I distinctly remember something about a report saying Jon said "of course the Soul dinner is still on".

Hmmm, maybe in the wake of the lawsuit...no, he'd just have to release more tickets, and he'd make up what he owes Joe.

I'd love to know what the official word is....then I'd love to know the truth.

Also, please don't email me and tell me that I'm telling "secrets" that only FC members should know. (I can pretty much guarantee that if this is in fact not a hoax, Anthony Kuzminski will have emails about this in the next 20 minutes from more than 10 irate fans.)

What this also means is that it's a more than even shot that JB will be doing that UN thing that we talked about last week.

By the way, I learned a couple new things about that.

First, it's invitation only. Damn. So, that means, if someone out there in Cyberland has an invitation, please note that I clean up real good (read as I show lots of cleavage) and will buy all your drinks. I don't put out on the first date, though. Shit, there go my chances. *sigh*

Second, Julian and Sean Lennon are NOT "scheduled" to attend. Depending on what you read, they're definitely-maybe-scheduled-to-possibly-perform-for-the-first-time-together-but-not-really-since-they-did-some-gig-back-in-the-90's-so-they'd-be-performing-together-for-the-first-time-again. (whew) One report claims that in Julian Lennon's MySpace page, he says they were never even asked to do the show. (Take that for what you will. I'm sure EVERYBODY is honestly who they say they are on MySpace. Or FaceBook. lol)

In any event, I really am looking forward to reading more about this; especially the fan reaction. What I am not looking forward to is yet another influx of converts to the DarkSide as a result of this.

~ Hath

Congratulations, Jon Bon Jovi!

The New Jersey Hall of Fame announced today the 13 inductees for the 2009 class, which includes Jon Bon Jovi, Jerry Lewis, basketball great and Newark native Shaquille O'Neal, and the comedic duo Abbott and Costello.

The winners are selected through a three-step process culminating in a three-month public vote. The class of 2009 also includes poets Walt Whitman and William Carlos Williams, Rutgers alum Paul Robeson, Yankees shortstop Phil Rizzuto, tennis legend Althea Gibson, father of radio communications Guglielmo Marconi, scientist Carl Sagan, and writer F. Scott Fitzgerald.

The 13 latest Hall of Fame members chosen from this list will join the likes of Bruce Springsteen, Meryl Streep and Buzz Aldrin when they are inducted into the hall on May 3 at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center in Newark. The gala red carpet ceremony will honor the inductees or their families, and tickets for the public will be available after the middle of February through the NJPAC office.

~ Hath