This is absolutely hilarious and I found myself laughing out loud at different parts! My favorite line? "We all understand the propensity for violence in JBJs music (guitars ostensibly loaded with bullets and whatnot)" from one of the commenters.
I don't know how you find this stuff, but I'm glad you do...it sure brightened my day with some laughs! ~wildflowerlily
I have seen this come up a few time in the Google alerts lately, but haven't read it until now. The fact that someone actually took the time to come up with this amazes me. But, as we know (because we are the same way) ... BJ fans are a bit obsessive by nature. LOL
LMAO! Whoever took the time to write this, it was phantastic. Damn, why haven´t we read such essays in school? The arguments cracked me up several times :) And the coments about what exactly is to rock a face were hilarious ;) Great find Hath and thanks for posting!
Absolutely Freakin' HYSTERICAL! This is what happens when you let nerds out of their labs and allow them into the real world every now and again...
My favorite line (which is still true present day, BTW):
"JBJ could look a girl squarely in the eye, claim to have invented Calecovision, and she would have given herself over to him, her doubts about his electrical engineering prowess notwithstanding."
I obviously chose the wrong topic for my Masters' Thesis. Maybe I'll have to revisit this if ever I go for my PhD... :)
This is absolutely hilarious and I found myself laughing out loud at different parts! My favorite line? "We all understand the propensity for violence in JBJs music (guitars ostensibly loaded with bullets and whatnot)" from one of the commenters.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you find this stuff, but I'm glad you do...it sure brightened my day with some laughs!
~wildflowerlily
I have seen this come up a few time in the Google alerts lately, but haven't read it until now. The fact that someone actually took the time to come up with this amazes me. But, as we know (because we are the same way) ... BJ fans are a bit obsessive by nature. LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Whoever took the time to write this, it was phantastic. Damn, why haven´t we read such essays in school?
ReplyDeleteThe arguments cracked me up several times :)
And the coments about what exactly is to rock a face were hilarious ;)
Great find Hath and thanks for posting!
Absolutely Freakin' HYSTERICAL! This is what happens when you let nerds out of their labs and allow them into the real world every now and again...
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line (which is still true present day, BTW):
"JBJ could look a girl squarely in the eye, claim to have invented Calecovision, and she would have given herself over to him, her doubts about his electrical engineering prowess notwithstanding."
I obviously chose the wrong topic for my Masters' Thesis. Maybe I'll have to revisit this if ever I go for my PhD... :)
Thanks for posting this, Hath!